A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet,...

A bear is sitting in the middle of a forest taking the biggest shit of his life and feeling dam good about it. He...

A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she suffered from excessive flatulence, but there was never any sound or smell so...

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in...

A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother, "Mom am I a real polar bear?" "Of course you are." His...

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asked. Mongo replies,...