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Big Breaths
An elderly and slightly deaf female patient went to see a doctor.
The doctor placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's...
Always By My Side
A man was walking across the road when he met the accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be comatosed...
Big Chief Forget-me Not
An Australian travel writer touring Canada was checking out of the Vancouver Hilton, and as he paid his bill said to the manager, "By...
Girlfriend 7.0
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing...
Musical Octopus
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument that...
Right Password
A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk:...