LATEST JOKES
Painting House
Temperature was hitting new high during mid year. Despite the scorching heat, Mark was outside painting his house. A passerby stopped for a moment...
Baptized
Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized...
At Home Sick
I ran into Jim at work yesterday. He had been out for a few days with the flu. I asked him how he was...
Tough Mice
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are.
The first mouse slams down a shot and says, "I play with...
How many times
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
"Come on, tell me," she asked for the thousandth...
Problem of an Egg
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
You only get laid once.
The only woman to sit on your face is your mother
It takes 4...









































































