LATEST JOKES
She Read Slow
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.
The women need to buy another, but only have $500.
The redhead...
C Monkey
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there another customer walked in and...
Chat Room Poem
I was sitting in chat room,
Feeling mildly amused,
When I saw something strange,
That left me all confused.
Someone typed a word,
(As far as I could tell)
But...
Better Choices
"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early and found your wife in bed...
Combination of Employer & Employee
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee =...
Boys and Girls Prayers
A Girls Prayer:
Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy...