John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears...

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate Julie was. She had long...

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to...

The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his staff...

Little Girl to her friend: "I'm never having kids. I hear they take nine months to download."

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man...