LATEST JOKES
Lose Weight Now, Ask Me How
Mr Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a...
The Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner."...
Getting Married
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other...
Poisonous or Not
First snake: I hope I'm not poisonous.
Second snake: Why?
First snake: Because I bit my lip!
Caught by Cuckoo Clock
Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would be home...
Dating vs Marriage
When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue
When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband...... at all time
When...