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Getting To Know You
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about...
Four Life-long Friends
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor and a businessman, belonging to the same exclusive club had made a pact. When anyone of them...
10 Years is a Long Time
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and no one is there. He looks all around and he finally...
Short Changed
A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to...
Wrong Expression
"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long...
Top 25 Explanations by Programmers
Top 25 Explanations by Programmers when their programs don't work:
Strange...
I've never heard about that.
It did work yesterday.
Well, the program needs some fixing.
How is this...











































































