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First Thing First
An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What...
Morning Sickness
The neighbour dropped in on a friend and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee; her...
Where is my Parakeet
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes.
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A Boy & Math
After the first day, the boy's parents were surprised when he walked in after school with a stern, focused and very determined expression on...
Respect for Living Things
A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them. The boy ran over and stomped on...
Fishing License
After a day fishing on Lake Michigan, a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two brown trout in a bucket. He is approached...











































































