A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead...

A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he...

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am,...

A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of the rooms, he saw a man walking around, dragging a...

Dr. Leroy, the head psychiatrist at the local mental hospital, is examining patients to see if they're cured and ready to re-enter society. "So, Mr....

"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all...