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Math Homework
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself,
"Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six,...
Bad News Good News
A large two engined train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer...
Late Doctors Appointment
Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called an artist.
Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am...
Kids Are So Smart These Days
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard...
Before and After You Fall in Love
Before - You take my breath away
After - I feel like I'm suffocating
Before - Twice a night
After - Twice a month
Before - She says...