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Sick Man From Iraq Jokes Times

Ahmed came to the United States from Iraq, and was here only a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor but none of them could help him.

Finally, he went to an Arab doctor. The doctor said, “Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.”

Ahmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, “It worked!! I feel terrific!! What was wrong with me?”
The doctor said, “You were homesick.”

How-were-People-Born-Jokes-Times

A child asked his father, “How were people born?”

So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”

The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me, Mummy said that we were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now!”

His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

New Member in Family Jokes Times

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.

One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.

The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, “Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?”

Tommy burst into tears and confessed, “I think Mommy ate it!”

Toilet Paper Jokes Times

One day Frank walks up to his wife Judy and tells her that he thinks she should have bigger breasts. She looks at him and says, “How do you propose I do that?” He looks at her and tells her to take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between her breasts. She looks at him and says, “What good will that do?” He says,” I don’t know but it sure worked on your ass!!”

Opposite Cursor Jokes Times

A user was all confused about why the cursor always moved in the opposite direction from the movement of the mouse. She also complained that the buttons were difficult to depress.

She was very embarrassed when we asked her to rotate the mouse so the tail pointed away from her.

Did God Make You Jokes Times

A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled. Finally the little girl asks, “Grandpa, did God make you?”

“He sure did honey, a long time ago,” replies her grandpa.

“Well, did God make me?” asks the little girl.

“Yes, He did, and that wasn’t too long ago,” answers her grandpa.

“Boy,” says the little girl, “He’s sure doing a lot better job these days isn’t He?”

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