Okay a man is in a bar and he's getting really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his...

There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move for half an hour, this big...

One evening, a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth....

Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed." She went to the...

A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. "Get a load of her" said...

An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me...