LATEST JOKES
Lose Weight Now, Ask Me How
Mr Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a...
Computer Predictions
1. "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." -- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
2. "I think...
The Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner."...
Getting Married
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other...
Poisonous or Not
First snake: I hope I'm not poisonous.
Second snake: Why?
First snake: Because I bit my lip!
Caught by Cuckoo Clock
Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would be home...