Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a...

John and his wife were working in their garden one day when John looks over at his wife and says, "Your ass is getting...

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish...

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn...

Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter asks them each one question: "How many times...

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out pooped...