Don’t Step on Ducks
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets them at the Gates and welcomes then saying, "you can...
Birthday Party
This lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band, and a hired clown.
Just...
Six or Twelve
The assistant asked the lady if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never...
If AOL were a City
If AOL were a City
- You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name, and all were h0t 17/f cheerleaders...
I’ve Got One of These
A little boy and a little girl are playing. The little boy pulls down his shorts and says, "*I* have one of these and...
Airport Boarding Gate
At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.
Then I heard the voice on...