Bathroom Scale Jokes Times

1 452
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale sucking in his ample stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver,...
Too Excited to Date Jokes Times

0 93
Suzie had a crush on Mikey since she was 15 years old. Mikey never paid Suzie any attention. Every year Suzie would try to...
Dr. Phil and Obsessions Jokes Times

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Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother,...
Ninety-Ninth Birthday Jokes Times

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An eminent old man was being interviewed, and was asked if it was correct that he had just celebrated his ninety-ninth birthday. 'That's right,' said...
The Rancher's Wife Jokes Times

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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew...
Math Homework Jokes Times

0 158
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six,...