Dogs vs. Men
1. How dogs and men are the same
Both take up too much space on the bed
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning
Both are threatened...
Outhouse
Once there was a little boy that lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because...
Turtle Jumps Off the Tree
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his...
Two Men Dragging Foot
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks...
I’ll have the Same
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders.
The man...
Happy Butt
It was this little girl's first day of school and the teacher asked her what her name was and she replied, "Happy Butt." The...