Pearls Necklace
A snobbish tourist was visiting a small Australian village when he noticed a local man wearing a highly ornate necklace that featured 10 alligator...
Absolutely Nothing
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the...
Two Argument Tourists
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back...
Wire Tap
A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The bride is concerned, and asks, "What if the place is still bugged?"
The groom...
Cab Drivers
A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the...
Another Beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.
Frank had just...