Expensive Date
A horny college kid borrowed his roommate's car, scraped together every penny he could find, picked up his date at her parent's house, and...
Pearly Gates
Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Bill Gates all die in a plane crash.
They are standing before God, seated on his throne.
God asks Al: "What...
Power Outage
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a...
Don’t you Start that Again
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son in the closet. One day, the woman...
Bank Loan
A man walks into a bank and says he's is going overseas for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. For collateral, he offers...
Miracle Pills
Two 80 year old men sat talking over the weather and the latest in medical science, and such, when one brings up the latest...