A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

"Tomorrow I'm getting married for the fourth time," said Joe happily. "What happened to your first three wives?" asked his friend Jeff. "My first wife ate...

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a...

What I Want In A Man, Original List... (at age 22) Handsome Charming Financially Successful A Caring Listener Witty In Good Shape Dresses with Style Appreciates the Finer Things Full of Thoughtful Surprises An...

Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ''If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give you free...

One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I...