Singing Frog
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free...
Danger! Beware if Dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed...
Minister’s Son
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, the minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt....
Leave Me Alone
Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a...
Lucky Saucer
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of...
Newspaper Ads
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can...