Gives and Takes
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Toliet Seat
A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the wooden toilet seat.
The wife comes home sooner than expected,...
Barbie Doll
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He quickly...
A Change of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When...
Where is Harry?
A group of friends who went deer hunting separated into pairs for the day. That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering under a hugh...
Swearing
There are two brothers, aged four and six.
The six year old says "You know, it's about time we started to swear."
The four year old...