Back So Soon
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a...
What I Want in a Man
What I Want In A Man, Original List... (at age 22)
Handsome
Charming
Financially Successful
A Caring Listener
Witty
In Good Shape
Dresses with Style
Appreciates the Finer Things
Full of Thoughtful Surprises
An...
Buying Alligator Shoes
A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes.
However he was not prepared to pay...
Full of Flies
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ''If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give you free...
Dogs and Cats
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and...
Dead Rabbit
One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I...