A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me,...

Three women -- one German, one Japanese and a Hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed...

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My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught...

Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = marriage Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman =...

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist - he insulted me...