Pain Transfer

Pain Transfer

Pain Transfer Jokes Times

A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a machine which would transfer a portion of the mother’s labour pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out, and they both agreed enthusiastically.

The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine, so the doctor upped the percentage to 50% and finally 100%, since the wife was obviously benefiting from the transfer.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch.

SIMILAR ARTICLES

Oh no, not that Nun again Jokes Times

0 1
Mother Always Knows Jokes Times

0 91
Perfect Mate Jokes Times

0 212
Same Idiot Jokes Times

0 118

NO COMMENTS

Leave a Reply