Bitter men say the cutest things.
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was nearly impossible.
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful
house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman … then … pow! …
it was all gone!” “What happened?” asked the friend. “Awww, my wife
Wife: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.
Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
bald and still think they are beautiful.