TV Remote
"Cash, cheque or card?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote...
A Floral Apology
A man stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for his wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches...
The Real Boss
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small...
Crying Food
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut...
Printer Cleaning
When my printer's type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed me that the printer probably...
Brussels Police
"Brussels police department, how may I assist you?"
"Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in the face with a cream pie."
"Okay, sir. Have you called...