Turtle Jumps Off the Tree
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his...
I’ll have the Same
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders.
The man...
Happy Butt
It was this little girl's first day of school and the teacher asked her what her name was and she replied, "Happy Butt." The...
Two Men Dragging Foot
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks...
Found on a Beach
There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took...
Stop Screwing
A man and his wife had been stranded on a deserted island for many years. The morning following a bad storm, a new guy...

















