Grandma: You've left all your crusts, Fred. When I was your age I ate every one. Fred: Do you still like crusts, Grandma? Grandma: Yes, I...

A lady was expecting the plumber. He was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went, no plumber. Eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock,...

A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for...

When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystander ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first...

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the...

The horse's trainer meets the jockey before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach...