Letter to Mum Jokes Times

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A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: It is...
Lose Weight Now, Ask Me How Jokes Times

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Mr Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a...
Computer Predictions Jokes Times

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1. "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." -- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 2. "I think...
The Statue Jokes Times

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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner."...
Getting Married Jokes Times

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other...
Poisonous or Not Jokes Times

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First snake: I hope I'm not poisonous. Second snake: Why? First snake: Because I bit my lip!