Letter to Mum
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
It is...
Lose Weight Now, Ask Me How
Mr Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a...
Computer Predictions
1. "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." -- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
2. "I think...
The Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner."...
Getting Married
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other...
Poisonous or Not
First snake: I hope I'm not poisonous.
Second snake: Why?
First snake: Because I bit my lip!