After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "Come on, tell me," she asked for the thousandth...

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A man goes to his doctor, seat just infront of the doctor and says, "I think my wife's hearing is failing and not as...

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While crossing the US-Mexico border on his bicycle, a man was stopped by the guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on...

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned...