Combination of Employer & Employee
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee =...
Boys and Girls Prayers
A Girls Prayer:
Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy...
Addicted to Porn
Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn
During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.
His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and...
Visit to the Doctor
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband...
Serving at a Desert Outpost
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his sergeant, "BRING...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging...





















