Awful Breakfast
One morning in a posh hotel breakfast room, a guest called over the head waiter. "Good morning, sir! I'd like to order two boiled...
Zachary Disease
"Diane, I just don't understand?! I don't have a boyfriend or a husband, I can never get a date and guys just don't seem...
Haiku Error Message
Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on its hot new portable PC called the Vaio. Instead of producing the cryptic...
Two Little Kids in Operating Room
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks,...
High-tech Hot Tub
Three women -- one German, one Japanese and a Hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The German pressed...
The Horseless Cowboy
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers,...