Extras Extras Read All About It
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of paper, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!"
Curious, a...
Tommy and Math
Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could...
Twenty Penguins
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive...
I’m Afraid Not
A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer.
The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't serve strings here.
"The...
An Embarrassing Problem
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder...
Blind Kids
A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game". They stop for a rest break,...