First snake: I hope I'm not poisonous. Second snake: Why? First snake: Because I bit my lip!

Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would be home...

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A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber...

CHILD : Dad, where did I come from? DAD : Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!...... So why not now DAD...

A down and up musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I...