Give a Man a Fish
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day...
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and...
Do Not Even Dream About It
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have...
The Potty
A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes...
Whales
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because...
Is Windows a Virus?
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
1. They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
2. Viruses use up valuable system resources,...
Cat Calls
A veterinarian surgeon had a bad day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals, his wife was waiting with...