An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 feet when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down and eats the mouse.
After a little while the mouse works his way out the eagles butt. Proceeding to look around the mouse says: “Tail gunner to pilot… Tail gunner to pilot.”
The eagle says “what do you want?”
The mouse asks how high up they are. The eagle thinks for a moment and then says “ohh about 5,000 feet.
“The mouse then replies “You wouldn’t be sh*ttin me now would ya??”