Caught by Cuckoo Clock
Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would be home...
Dating vs Marriage
When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue
When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband...... at all time
When...
A Shave and a Shine
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber...
Dad, Where Did I Come From?
CHILD : Dad, where did I come from?
DAD : Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!...... So why not now
DAD...
What Shall We Sing?
A down and up musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I...
Dead Doberman
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen...