A Women’s Little Instruction Book
Woman don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason:...
The Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage, when one woman...
12 Year Old Bottle of Scotch
A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch.
The bartender, believing that the customer will not be able to tell the difference,...
Stuttering
A stuttering man finally decides to go to the doctor to see if his speech impediment can be cured. The doctor thoroughly examines the...
Retired Engineer
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he...
I have No Idea
Question: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Two. But I have no idea how they get in there.