A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it. Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out. Patient: I wanna second...

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They...

A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub...

The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches... The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a...

A little boy had been pawing over the stock of greeting cards at a stationery store. After a few minutes the clerk became curious and...

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were alldone for him: "I am...