A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender, believing that the customer will not be able to tell the difference,...

A stuttering man finally decides to go to the doctor to see if his speech impediment can be cured. The doctor thoroughly examines the...

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he...

Question: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: Two. But I have no idea how they get in there.

A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me,...

A married couple was in a terrible accident in which the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't...