Dead Chicken
It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes.
The device is a gun...
Desert Camel
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three-toed feet?" The...
Dead Dog
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a...
Big Ass
John and his wife were working in their garden one day when John looks over at his wife and says, "Your ass is getting...
That’s the Spirit
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish...
Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn...