John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate Julie was. She had long...

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Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says, "I'd like a pint of blood." The second vampire says, "I'd like...

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A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had...