Policeman: I'll afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night. Man: What's the charge? Policeman: Oh, there's no charge. It's all...

It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang. "Hello?" I said. A girl's voice came...

A pirate was talking to a man in a bar. The man noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this pirate had a pag leg,...

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and...

A guy walked into a bar and noticed a beautiful blonde sitting at the bar. He walked up to her and said "Can I...

A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 kilometre per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged chicken running at...