Gorilla on the Tree
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree.
He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until...
Pianist’s Monkey
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He sips it and sets it down. A monkey swings across the bar and...
Hacking Through the Jargon Jungle
When I went to college in the 1980's, I heard a lot of words like "data input" and "beta version." They confused me. I...
Toothbrush Salesman
The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes.
He replied "it's easy"...
Kiss Me Doc
A woman is in her doctor's office, and suddenly shouts out "Doctor, kiss me!"
The Doctor looks at her and says "It's against the code...
Part of the Service
Policeman: I'll afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night.
Man: What's the charge?
Policeman: Oh, there's no charge. It's all...


















