Serving at a Desert Outpost
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his sergeant, "BRING...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging...
Hi-Tech
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers...like a telephone...on his open hand, then puts his palm up against...
Sex Drive
"You're in remarkable shape for a man your age," said the doctor to the ninety-year old man after the examination.
"I know it," said the...
Crashed Computer
I work in a busy office where a computer going down causes quite an inconvenience. Recently one of our computers not only crashed, it...
Veterinarian
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. He surpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought to...