The Auction
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught...
Condoms
One day on the way home from work, I stopped at the local pharmacy and while I was checking out, I picked up some...
One in a Billion
Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.
The problem was that no matter how much...
Short Password
Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7...
Man falling off his stool in a bar
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes.
He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another...
Apple Does It Again!
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending...