1. "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." -- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 2. "I think...

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner."...

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other...

First snake: I hope I'm not poisonous. Second snake: Why? First snake: Because I bit my lip!

Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would be home...

When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband...... at all time When...