Short Password
Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7...
Man falling off his stool in a bar
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes.
He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another...
Apple Does It Again!
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
"You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to...
Too Much Attention
One evening a family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.
The next...
Oh no, not that Nun again
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears...