Candle Light Dinner

David was not a very romantic person, and furthermore, he does not have much experience in candle light dinner with any girls. But he wanted to impress the girl he like, so he date her out to a candle light dinner.

During the dinner, he watches other couples around them, trying to follow their leads to sweet talk to the girl. He observed the couple next to him. The man lifted a sugar shaker towards his girl-friends cup and said, “Sugar, sugar?”. David thought this was a great and continued to listen to other couples around the restaurant.

Another table sits another couple and the man spooned out some honey out to a bowl for his girl-friend and asked, “honey, honey?”. Again David thought this was good idea.

Finally, David’s table food were served. He cuts off a piece of his pork chop, stared longingly into the girl’s eye and said, “Ham, Pig?”