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Special Ocassion

Jun 6, 2021

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While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather to how things used to be in the “good old days.”

Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, “Roy, aren’t you and your bride celebrating your 50th wedding anniversary soon?” “Yup, we sure are,” Roy replied. “Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?” another man asked. The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied, “For our 25th anniversary, I took the misses to Tucson. For our 50th, I’m thinking about going down there again to pick her up.”

The Night Train

Jun 6, 2021

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A man and an attractive woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both go to sleep, the woman on the lower bunk, the man on the top.

In the middle of the night the man leans over and says, “I’m sorry to bother you but I’m cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket.”

The woman leans out and says in a sexy voice, “I’ve got a better idea. Let’s pretend we’re married”

“Hey, terrific idea!”, says the eager man.

“Good”, she replies, “GET YOUR OWN BLANKET!”

Millionaire

Jun 6, 2021

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A woman was telling her friend, “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.”

“And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.

The woman replied, “A billionaire”.

Silent

Jun 6, 2021

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Young Actor: Dad, guess what? I’ve just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who’s been married for 30 years.

Father: Well, keep at it, son. Maybe one day you’ll get a speaking part.

Fourth Marriage

Jun 6, 2021

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“Tomorrow I’m getting married for the fourth time,” said Joe happily.

“What happened to your first three wives?” asked his friend Jeff.

“My first wife ate poison mushrooms,” replied Joe.

“How terrible!” exclaimed Jeff. “And your second wife?”

“She ate poison mushrooms.”

“And your third ate poison mushrooms, too?” asked Jeff.

“Oh, no. She died of a broken neck.” stated Joe.

“I see, an accident.” replied Jeff.

“Not exactly,” said Joe. “She wouldn’t eat her mushrooms.”

Terms of Endearment

Jun 5, 2021

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Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, “That is really nice, after all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names.” Morris hung his head and whispered – “To tell you the truth, I forgot her name three years ago!”