Merry Kiss Me
It was a few days before Christmas. Benny's trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the...
Politicians Accident
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road...
Passing Gas
This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn't bother me...
Unbelievable
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why, of course," comes...
Condoms
One day on the way home from work, I stopped at the local pharmacy and while I was checking out, I picked up some...
The Auction
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught...