Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to...

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the...

A man went to a psychiatrist for his phobia. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody...

Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said "Please give me a prescription for the Pill." "I don't think you need the Pill at your...