The Amazon Parrot
When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle's prized Amazon parrot. This parrot was fully grown -- with a bad...
Outhouse
Once there was a little boy that lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because...
Dogs vs. Men
1. How dogs and men are the same
Both take up too much space on the bed
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning
Both are threatened...
Turtle Jumps Off the Tree
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his...
I’ll have the Same
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders.
The man...
Happy Butt
It was this little girl's first day of school and the teacher asked her what her name was and she replied, "Happy Butt." The...


















