That’s the Spirit
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish...
Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter asks them each one question: "How many times...
Genie in the Bottle
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out pooped...
Old Hound Dog
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door.
Inside he noticed a...
Two Times
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman. Before marriage and after marriage.