License Please
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her driving license. he says, "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses." The...
New Pilot
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A...
What’s in the Bag?
One day Adam and Eve looked up and saw God standing there holding a bag.
"Hi, God. What's in the bag?" asked Eve.
"These...
Checkout Counter
A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him...
Frog Sound
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents.
The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, "Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpappy?
Grandpa...
Does Childbirth Hurt?
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has...