You sound exactly like her
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to...
The Ladies Room
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately....
If There Were Computers in 1776
Mr. Jefferson: Gentlemen, the summer grows hot, and it is essential that we complete this declaration of independence.
Mr. Franklin: Wait a minute, Thomas. I...
Child Custody
A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore...
Alligators in Pool
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had...
2 Guys on a Beach
There were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach. One was Vito and the other was Vladimir.
Vito had no...

















