The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow...

First Guy: I’m going to a bank. Second Guy: What’s your exit strategy?

A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a machine which...

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey!...

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they...

One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor. His friend offered, "Don't do that!!!...