Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says, "I'd like a pint of blood." The second vampire says, "I'd like...

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man...

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had...

A businessman taking a seminar on efficiency completed a case study of his wife's routine for fixing breakfast, and presented the results to the...

I have a friend named Jack, who is a pilot on a 747. I said "Hi Jack. "He shot me.

A grocer put up a sign that read "Eggplants, 25¢ each - three for a dollar." All day long, customers came in exclaiming: "Don't...