Hi-Tech
A guy walks into a bar and sits down.
He starts dialling numbers like there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up...
New Bats in the Cave
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get...
The Honeymoon’s Over
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes...
Pearls Necklace
A snobbish tourist was visiting a small Australian village when he noticed a local man wearing a highly ornate necklace that featured 10 alligator...
Absolutely Nothing
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the...
Two Argument Tourists
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back...