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Recent Medical Research Results Jokes Times

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

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Tyson Holyfield Fight Jokes Times

“Hey, I just heard you can download the entire Tyson-Holyfield fight from the Internet,” one boxing fan mentioned to another.

“Really?” said the other man. “How much memory does it take up?”

“Very little,” replied the first man. “Just two bytes.”

Lunatic and his Dog Jokes Times

A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of the rooms, he saw a man walking around, dragging a toothbrush on a leash.

The doctor asked the man: “What are you doing, walking the dog?”

The man replied: “Oh no, I’m just dragging my toothbrush on a leash.”

The doctor left the room amazed, thinking how many normal people end up in mental institutions…

And the man said to his toothbrush: “Ha, Fifi, we tricked him!”

I have Changed Jokes Times

“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market,” said the man.

“Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically,” remarked his friend.

“I’m not bitter. Now that I’m so improved, she just isn’t good enough for me.”

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Who has the Smarter Dog Jokes Times

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter….

First Woman : “My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.

Second Woman : “I know…”

First Woman : “How?”

Second Woman : “My dog told me.”

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Ice Fishing Jokes Times

A young lady who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift.

Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice. When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: “There are no fish in there”. So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there. So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there.

So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her. “How do you know there are no fish there?” asks the young girl.

So the man cooly says “Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you’re going to pay for those holes.”

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