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Good Privacy Idea

Jun 5, 2021

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Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their motor home.

When they found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning, but unwelcome, visits from other campers, they devised a plan to assure themselves some privacy.

Now, when they set up camp, they place this sign on the door of their RV: ‘Insurance agent. Ask about our life-term package today.’

Ugly Baby

Jun 5, 2021

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A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, ‘That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen.

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “There’s no call for that. You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”