A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck.
He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one. Then the man asks, “Who’s in the lounge?” The bartender replies. “15 people playing darts.” The man says, “Get them a pint too.”
Then he asks, “Who’s upstairs?”
The bartender replies, “150 people at the disco.
“The man says, “Get them a drink too.”
The bartender says, “That will be $328 please.
“The man says, “Sorry but I haven’t got that much money on me.”
The bartender says, “If you were at the pub a mile from here, they would of broke your neck.”
The man says, “I’ve all ready been there.”