Mommy and Daddy
There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer.
So the teacher asks Bobby, "What is...
Always By My Side
A man was walking across the road when he met the accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be comatosed...
Dumb Kid
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while...
Big Breaths
An elderly and slightly deaf female patient went to see a doctor.
The doctor placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's...
Girlfriend 7.0
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing...
Musical Octopus
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument that...



















