Horse Races
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a newspaper.
"What...
Welcome Aboard British Airways
"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to...
Baby Planes
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother...
Indian Chosen Name
A young Indian boy came back to the reservation for a family visit after his first year at college. When his dad asked him...
Letter to Mum
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
It is...
Lose Weight Now, Ask Me How
Mr Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a...