An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon...

An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water. "That way," he said, "You get...

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a...

A man lying on his deathbed requested that his wife gather up all his money and place it in the attic. He would pick...

Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy...

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet,...